Born in the Eighties (general)
 

Would you like some minions related content?  I will bet you don't want this Minions content.  Look, I am not out there to yuck anyone's yum, but... yuck.

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Everyone is in a happy mood for some reason.  The reference to the cough is not what you are thinking, and we are all having a good time drinking.  Celebrate and prepare for January 2021.

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Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD.  You can download and watch episodes of MTV's Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of those.

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Ever feel like you just can't get ahead?  Fighting for others over scraps?  Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can?  That is capitalism, that is the bucket.  Fuck the bucket.

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If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f "allegations".  Simple, easy, you will thank me later.  That is all, hail saint death.

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It is so easy to be woke.  All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things.  Yaaskween so woke, Disney so woke, Marvel so woke.

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The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.

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The hawk man is back.  Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk?  Will you get into trouble in Europe?  What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?

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Money ruins people.  Never trust a rich person.  Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball.  Also, Black Lives Matter.

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The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984.  This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

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If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over.  Nut.net seems much more affordable.  If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you.  Good Luck!

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Would you poo in the Subaru?  Even if dad asks?  We fuck around with snapchat filters far too much, talk about... tributes, tik tok, and whole lot more.

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TJ is job hunting, Jon dreams of his own private arcade, Matt asks you please not to fuck with fairies, and Spanky continues to be a proud homeowner. Let's kill the moon together!

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What the hell is going on in Wyoming?  This is like watching a car chase live on televison.  It is so scary but you can't look away, and you hope that nobody gets hurt.

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Psst.  Hey buddy, I got a great investment for ya.  2 words... Soup Tube.  Imagine it... clam chowder running under the city streets, piping hot directly to your home.  Can I interest you in a subscription?

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Just as TJ completes his car shopping, Jon ponders buying a fleet of Ford 500's.  Spanky has some problems with Twitter, Matt wonders if Kanye is OK, and we all find a 2020 candidate to get  behind!

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Have you ever eaten a poison salad?  Well Jon has tasted the sweet deadly poison of Sunflower Bacon Crunch.  TJ cannot stop it with the Kingdom Sharts, Spanky's cat continues his incontinence, and Matt enjoys his new Nintendo Switch.

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Look, we aren't experts on anything really, so why should you listen to us?  Because Jon finally snagged a ringfit adventure?  Because Matt bought a Nintendo Switch?  Or that we watched episodes 15-20 of Avatar, the Last Airbender?  We are no experts, but, here are our unsolicited opinions on these topics.

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This is our agenda, to attack and dethrone god.  We also chat about the PS5 reveal event, as well as the various bits of civil unrest happening in the worst year ever. #BLM 

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I don't care whether or not they fund the drug trade, they taste great!  TJ's taco mirabell rice experiment has concluded, Spanky and Jon have thoughts.  Matt caused our guild to explode again, and we recap episodes 11-14 of Avatar the Last Airbender.

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Maybe it is all the listerine and soda pop he is drinkin, but if you got a leaky gut, you are gonna have a leaky butt.  We continue talkin Avatar, herbal teas that make you poop, rocksmith on PC, and games that aren't world of warcraft.

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The gang talks about comfort TV, working at a Pizza Inn, some small town google reviews, TJ bites a can, Jon rants about Quibi, and we all hate on Roseanne.  This is part one of the Bite Book Club (BBC) for Avatar: the Last Airbender (Episodes 1-5)

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Matt has his gamer chair, TJ is toothless, and Jon wants a big boy chair to call his own.  We attempt to navigate the pandemic ravaged online shopping sites, and talk a little world of warcraft classic too.

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You want some hot wet Mcdonalds?  Well, we tried it so you don't have to.  We also dip our toes into the insane world of the cereal mascot cinematic universe.  Hold on to your bussy and tune on in!

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Does your cheesecake clap?  Is it thicc enough?  You could make a cheesecake in a rice cooker, or you could make a McMiracle.

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Do you have 1200 dollars in bitcoin?  Then your self pleasure video will be sent to 5 random contacts unless you pay us.  This is definitely real.

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Well, we are all working from home now.  How many of us are drinking from home too?

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Dude, if you hate your girlfriend, just say it.  If you are more interested in Cinderella than your significant other, you might not be a Disney couple.

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Those bears ain't right.  Jon over-analyzes the plot structure of secret life of pets 2, we update everyone on our 'rona status, and we communicate with the great country of Canada about the before-times and youtube algorithms.

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Well, 1 week into the national quarantine, and things are already getting pretty hairy.  We discuss what makes an essential business actually, as well as what can be turned into soft serve.  Please don't cough into your games cases before trading them into gamestop, I beg of you.

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Yeah, so, things have changed a lot in the last few weeks.  Let's discuss uhh.. the new state of the world... Huh.

 

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We go deep into youtube hole about hotwheels racing leagues.  We also discuss the coin game, rasta banana prizes, the coronavirus, price gouging, and a man who doesn't know how to live, actually.

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TJ has, yet again, more tooth tales.  Jon and Matt eulogize their now defunct world of warcraft classic guild, and Spanky gets into Amiga repairs.

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First the boys attempt to #hackthemenu around the world, India's McDonald's menu is a trip.  Matt has watched all of the Simpsons on Disney+, Jon talks VFX, and TJ has a story involving a killer moustache.

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While everyone shares tale of world of warcraft, warcraft reforged, the coronavirus, clove cigarettes and benzocaine benders, the real issue here is the lack of a Guy Fieri candidacy.  He is truly the unity option. Donkey Sauce for all!

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Jon finds a new dark corner of reddit to share, TJ has more stories of retail woes, and Matt is intrigued by Cameo yet again.  Special guest Spanky joins as well.  

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This week we ponder if people are assholes, Jon has a new kind of Content warning, Matt continues to play world of warcraft, and TJ goes in raw.

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No one cared who I was until I put on the onesie.

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Hey, have you heard of Disney Plus?  Why it is the brand new streaming service in your home, like Netflix!  Do they have bad original Christmas movies like Netflix?  You betcha.  Check out this film from 2017 too good to be released into theaters, so it came out on Disney Plus in 2019. Noelle

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Jon... uh... is playing world of warcraft, but Matt's uncle works at Nintendo, so things are pretty cool there.  TJ is dead inside, and we are all looking for some cyber love.

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This week Jon continues to rant about Capitalism, TJ weighs city planning in Dark Cloud, and Matt wants to talk about the cyber truck.  Which Baldwin is best?  Definitely not the one in a certain movie we talk about...

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Hey guys, let's creep out our co-workers by debating the tactics of the germans in WW2. What? I am being "sacked?" I'm taking my war criminal vest and waffen ss memorabilia off my desk and back home. Nothing bad will come of this.

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TJ remembers days of yooper past and plays some old xbox games, Jon has a broken turntable, and Matt is just about burnt out on WoW Classic.  Sounds awful? Don't worry, there is context within.

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Guys, anime is uhhh problematic.  There are some things we need to talk about.  Jon rants about anime, Matt pushes to get max level in world of warcraft, TJ recants a previous medical episode, and we all get into some weird science.

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Jon rants about Downsizing for the 2nd week in a row, TJ ponders an AITA, and tries to better the world, and all Matt wants to be is a Star Wars Boi

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Hoo boy, this is a doozy, this is the sex number episode!  You know Jon brought some spicy Reddit relationships stories.  Matt continues to be addicted to world of warcraft classic, and TJ has a story about dealing with choosy beggars,

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We podcast live from Ratchet in World of Warcraft: Classic!  Jon tries to herd the group together, Matt discusses liquor bottles as art, TJ brings the egg knowledge, and Spanky wants a buff grandma.

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The boys talk WoW Classic, our poopsocking strategies, and much more.  Jon also brings a new segment, small town reviews, which isn't shameless stolen from someone else. Matt is a Thirsty Whale, Spanky is a polecat, and TJ is a Minoquabat!

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The boys talk about Amazon's the boys, Spanky has some thoughts on Evangelion, Jon struggles to defend anime, and Matt chooses his Supernatural Waifu.  In the end, all we want is Peanut butter cups.

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Jon starts things off with some small town google reviews, and the gang ponders google maps and area 51.  Tj and Matt weigh in on some relationship questions, and we all know that if you are going to film in front of the mural, you should at least tell me about it.

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Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family.  It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

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This is a Jon-less affair.  Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic universe.  TJ has an AITA quandary, and Spanky joins for the episode.

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This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work.  Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety.  Tune in to experience the opposite of that pleasant tingling feeling, that is the Born in the Eighties promise!

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Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show.  Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

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This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us.  Thanks, I hate it!

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The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots.  TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

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Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai.  We also deal with a bragging date in this week's answers section.

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After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast.  TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US.  Get plating, and watch out for Karen, she'll tell your manager.

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Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

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How much would you pay for a cameo?  Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

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Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart.  We talk furry terminology, eighth grade, james gunn, and so much more.

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Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses.  Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

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TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters.  Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, and blindfolded Rhythm Heaven, along with the return of a fan favorite game!

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Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

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Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game.  We all assist a hapless soul with probably the worst relationship ever.  Macklemore sucks, there, I said it.

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This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

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Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

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John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor.  Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

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It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

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You thought 2017 was terrible?  Let me tell you about a little year called 2018!  Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince".  It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes.  Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

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This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy.  NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more.  Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

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TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

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Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land.  Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
- Nickleback

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TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games!  Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2.  Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

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Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion!  Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it!  Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy!  Don't go on nextdoor.com Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE GOOD DOCTOR

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What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and missing skulls! Good luck sleeping now, Happy Halloween.

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Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag your leaves! Listen to BITE today!

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Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in general as he prepares to fix some iphones himself. Drink your LaCroix now, and listen to a true story that happened, all this week on Born in the Eighties.

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Bowsette has got it goin' on.  For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food.  We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme.  TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is.  Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!

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Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!

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This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of the mid 90's, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ's job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.

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Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten.  TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood.  Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.

 

 

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Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them.  TJ has seen too much.  Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.

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We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj  This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.

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Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, and listen to this week's Born in the Eighties.

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TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired.  Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

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We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed episode.

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In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.

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Jon is full of SCIENCE this week.  Matt is just looking for a good organ, and TJ is working out the math on this Pi edition of the podcast.

 

 

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Jon had a bachelor party and got married.  Matt was a partyboy, TJ passed a difficult challenge, and we all have our social norms questioned.  Back from a wedding hiatus, BITE IS BACK

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Jon is getting married. Time to talk about manly things. There are a brave few of us trying to keep this thing on the rails. Jon and Lance are not those people, join us for this very special episode.

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I've had enough with these meme wars! I just want to play Minecraft with TJ!  We attempt to solve some relationship problems in dead bedrooms, and we come up with an ingenious solution to the incel problem.

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Jon is moving on up! To the East side! To a deluxe home... on the street... TJ cannot remember a magical helper movie, with money rain maybe? Also, we learn that all of our favorite things were advertisements... Also, the Pagemaster was a movie that happened.

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We find out what goes beyond Cosby.  Is it more bowels of reddit?  Video chat hijinks? Superhot VR? Canadian Monsters? Tunak Tune in to find out!

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We chat about steamed hams, blood transfusions, MGTOW, animal testing, home buying, Dropmix, and One Punch Man. Help us perform the Schrödinger's cat experiment, but with women, in this weeks "The Bowels of Reddit"

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Don't call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lance does not. Billy is doing fine now. The second half of this one is a bit darker than the first. You have been warned. Who is the man on the floor really?

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Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety.  Will someone please send nudes, and can we all agree to stop idolizing subjects of memes?

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TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever.  All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp whoppers and the Gorilla Channel.

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Tj wants to remember the internet of the past.  Jon plumbs the bowels of reddit, and finds the Milkshake duck of the week.  Matt remembers a Star Wars Galaxy of old...

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