Born in the Eighties

Here it is!  We watch "The 12 Dates of Christmas" Starring Amy Smart and Mark Paul Gosselaar, which is a heck of a dang old name to pronounce.  That guy was Screech from Happy Days right?  Man.. what a movie this is.  There is time traveling... I don't need to say much more.  Merry Terrible Christmas.



amy smart,mark paul gosselaar,happy days,christmas,movies,netflix,terrible,french,beer

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 5:34pm CST

Mario is now mobile!  The boys discuss how to shower, and how to live with a massive amount of strep throat.  You can't get this podcast delivered to you via drone yet... but that is the future!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:43pm CST

Hey, this is a new thing we are doing.  Remember Lance?  How he used to be on this show?  Well, he has decided to grace us with his presence.  To talk about coworkers getting beaten up, bad movie trailers, useless jedi, and grandmothers that want to get a little too personal.



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Category:general -- posted at: 9:07pm CST

We are seriously 5 years old right now.



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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:19pm CST

2 brothers! Always up to something!  Learn2stream in TJ's stream corner, listen to Jon finish 4 glasses of bourbon.. and progressively kill his liver cells while you listen.  We also talk trailers from the game awards, and much more.  Tune in!



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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 9:41pm CST

Hey, so.. Ash... your mom... what time do you leave for school? What is the deal with your dad? Is he around? Let me know the details of this situation...

pokemon,sun,moon,hot moms,ash,anime,team rocket,vive,minecraft,black friday,gamestop,no sleep,aspartame,beasts,fantastic

Direct download: BITE_243.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:46pm CST

Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner.  Enjoy.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm CST

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake news, nutella burgers, pokemon and Nintendo Switch, we got it all.

nutella,pizzaburger,nintendo switch,star wars,force awakens,cans,goat,suicide sauce,#hackthecafeteria,soft pretzel

Direct download: BITE_242.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:18pm CST

Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!


hamilton,chicago,nandos,train,strange,cumberbatch,marvel,skyrim,portal stories,nes classic,playstation,vue,sony,nintendo,skyrim,bethesda

Direct download: BITE_241.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:43pm CST

Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot Doooo! Also, since it is episode 240, err. 420.. I guess Adam is not going to be able to make it.

rimworld,rps,rock paper shotgun,instantcena,john cena,cubs,chicago,240, 420

Direct download: BITE_240.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm CST

The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

Direct download: BITE_239.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:21pm CST

You want that underclean?  TJ wants that underclean.  Buy a bidet.  Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life.  Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars.  That and Pregnant Elsa gets Foot Surgery by Joker and Dancing Spiderman.  SEO ON FLEEEEEEEK!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:11pm CST

PSVR happened!  Play the future of gaming!  The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game!  Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

Direct download: BITE_237.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:58pm CST

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld.  Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars.  Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen to this.

Direct download: BITE_236.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:56pm CST

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams.  Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:22pm CST

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes.  I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:52pm CST

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.


trimps,cookie,flash games,kongregate,liveleak,metzen,warcraft,south park,star trek,whitewater summer,sean astin,kevin bacon,diego,tortoise,gamestop,anaheim



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Category:general -- posted at: 8:50pm CST

The prodigal Hamm returns.  Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:01pm CST

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah!  Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently.  Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:37pm CST

They really are dedicated to their craft.  You have to give them that.  #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode.  Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl).  Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm CST

Have you been to the DPRK bro?  It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah!  They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought?  I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea.  Make surf not war bro!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:13pm CST

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones.  Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man's Sky.  Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS!  Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.

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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:07pm CST

We, apparently, are all going to die.  Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.


vacuum metastability,gamma ray burst,brain eating amoeba,black hole,supernova,flossing,mermaids

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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:51pm CST

Disrupt your visit to Taco Bell, with these sikk menu hax. Maximize your food haulage bro! This podcast is totally not sponsored by Waunafest. Not at all.

comiccon,justice league,wonder woman,taco bell,mcdonalds,world of warcraft,burger king,mac and cheetos,demolition derby,waunafest,fairs,funnel cakes,corn dogs,marvel ultimate alliance,suicide squad,

Direct download: BITE_226.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 9:48pm CST

We are joined by TJ!  He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff.  He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery news.  Things are popping off everywhere, as an act of God seeks to derail the podcast.


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Category:general -- posted at: 10:03pm CST

Those bears... disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover.

ghostbusters,nes,nintendo,csgolotto,csgo,vive,jobsimulator,vr,my hero academia,rifftrax,charmin,pokemon go,ess,everyshowsucks

Direct download: BITE_224.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:30pm CST

Matt's Drunken purchasing decisions lead him to an HTC Vive.  Adam is present, and Jon is incensed at CS:Go betting and skin gambling.  

Space Dandy,My Hero Academia,anime,CS:GO,prosyndicate,tmartn,csgolotto,gambling,vive,vr,job simulator,zootopia,sourdough mold,gtx1060

Direct download: BITE_223.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:30pm CST

Jon is ready to begin his illustrious muk-bang career, Matt is a budding Sourdough artiste, and Adam is all up in on the anime this week. The guys make bold  Nintendo NX predictions. Video cards, Twitch updates, and lots of awesome video game news on this week's edition of Born in the Eighties.  


sunburn,indycar,sourdough,preacher,anime,my hero academia,twitch,video cards,nvidia,amd,nintendo nx,mukbang,koozie,tablet,zelda,

Direct download: BITE_222.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 3:05pm CST

Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next year!  Oh yeah, and we saw that Warcraft movie.

PSVR,Titanfall 2,PS4,Xbox one,scorpio,resident evil 7, Final Fantasy 15,Days Gone,battlefield 1,quake champions,fallout VR,ubisoft,ea,bethesda,nintendo,zelda,sony,microsoft,warcraft

Direct download: BITE_221.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 11:23pm CST

Adam is some sort of fantasy sex magician, Jon is hooked on Overwatch, Matt chats about AMC's preacher, and Jon takes a trip down Anime lane. All that and 2016 E3 predictions! Who will win the console wars? Sony? Microsoft? Will Sega make a splash with a Dreamcast 2 warehouse shooter? Don't be part of a crime gang! Only time will tell!

Overwatch,dragon age,mass effect,e3,sony,microsoft,ea,ubisoft,amc,preacher,ruth negga,ace of diamond,kabaneri of the iron fortress,nintendo,anime,rockband 4

Direct download: BITE_220.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 12:00pm CST

Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, listens to the Hamilton soundtrack, and Adam returns to a game atop his pile of shame!


fallout 4,matt haag music,dragon age,toilets,koozie,dank,gorillagate 2016,monday night raw,overwatch,broken fandom,misery

Direct download: BITE_219.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54pm CST

Learn what it is like to be "In the Room When it Happens" "I Believe" you are going to like this episode. Matt and Jon talk about a sadly common health issue, but the "Man Up" and work through it. Don't "Turn it off", stay tuned till the end for a special Leadeye snippet. I am not throwin away "My Shot" to listen to Matt's upcoming new video, which will surely "Blow Us All Away"

The Book of Mormon,Avenue Q,broadway,hamilton,podcasting,ads,maximum fun,podcast,overwatch,no mans sky,scorpio,xbone,microsoft,oculus

Direct download: BITE_218.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:43pm CST

The gang talks everything from supermarket shopping, to Google VR, to Indiana Jones to Overwatch, and Marvel's Civil War.  Also, we take the first trip of many into... Koozie's Korner.


krogers,overwatch,indiana jones,sean connery,civil war,final countdown,europe,koozie,1998,iron man,captain crunchmerica

Direct download: BITE_217.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:13pm CST

The Gandalfs of the future will all be piping sick ass e-liquids. Jon leads his space-foxes to prosperity throughout the galaxy in Stellaris. Matt wants to get a new GTX 1080 video card, which would make Overwatch run that much better. Adam, the honorary Vape King, returns from an assignment at the theater, and promises are made about Jon's diary next week. Don't be a serial vapist, download this episode!

#gandalfvapelife,e-liquid,civil war,marvel,captain america,iron man,Stellaris,space fox,monk,gandalf,vape tricks,wizard khalifa,overwatch beta,reaper,torbjorn,,tracer

Direct download: BITE_216.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 9:59pm CST

Drop trou to get them benjamins honey!  Take a trip to Hell's Kitchen with Blind Kungfu lawyer, or maybe you will end up just another one of Queen Elizabeth's clone-slaves.


clones,cloning,queen elizabeth,mind control,conspiracy,daredevil,flcl,hearthstone,antman,jurassic world,keanu,keegan micheal key

Direct download: BITE_215.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:54pm CST

How much does Jon know about WoW lore? ... Very little. Jon and Matt talk all things blizzard, nintendo, and catschewing on cables. WARNING: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY SPOILERS WITHIN!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


nintendo,nx,world of warcraft legion,demon hunter,heroes of thestorm,legend of zelda,the strain,monster's university,

Direct download: BITE_214.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:21pm CST

Are Jon and Adam truly "Born in the Eighties"? The demon beast of warcraft has sucked Jon back in again, Adam contemplates the life of a swamp cabbage man, and watches arrested development. Jon's shares information about his favorite game show, and fan-mail is answered. Finally, Jon recieves an offer from the wheelin and dealin Vincent Fang himself.

skunk ape,swamp cabbage man,prince,abe vigoda,hugh manpriest,vincent fang,steve harvey,family feud,jersey shore,blossom,tgif,supermarket sweep,legends of the hidden temple,

Direct download: BITE_213.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:27pm CST

Old Habits die hard... Jon returns to his old addictions, and Adam plans on making a new one. Computergate 2016 takes another sharp turn. Pokemon cards can be worth a stupid amount of money, and are an INVESTMENT DAMMNIT! Jon Ninja'd it up in Warframe, Adam completes his tour of duty in broforce, and Jon has some unbreakable impressions of Kimmy Schmidt season 2.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,netflix,pokemon,cards,trading card game,broforce,warframe,world of warcraft,computergate 2016,relic hunter,inside out,ratchet and clank,VR

Direct download: BITE_212.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:06pm CST

Jonbro and Adambro join the broforce. Jon watches CS:GO and plays Nintendo's Miitomo and Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright. Adam doesn't really care about the ending of this season of The Walking Dead.

broforce,counterstrike,mlg major columbus,luminosity,miitomo,fire emblem fates,the walking dead,eve online

Direct download: BITE_211.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:43pm CST

Jon and Adam discuss a brand new type of superhero, chat about the latest movie in the DC Universe, they also talk about PS 4.5's, VR's thud of a launch, and so much more!


Geeks Mania,CSGO,arcade,ms pacman, ninja turtles,xbox,ps4,oculus rift,VR,spiderman,super heroes,batman,superman,DC,wonder woman

Direct download: BITE_210.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 6:22pm CST

Adam is under the weather, and sometimes guest host Matt Haag makes his triumphant return. We talk about VR.. a lot. And TV shows.

parenthood,milk,starbucks,crying,british bake off,QI,TV revolution,virtual reality,mr robot,oculus rift,psvr,ps4,sam esmail,htc vive,steam,valve,st patricks day,mods,lets play,youtube,fallout 4


Jon’s pad theme music courtesy of

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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:45pm CST

Adam does a manly thing, and Jon reads a vexing yelp review. PSVR is here, as is the Division and Playstation Vue. Read up on the leidenfrost effect and stick your hand into a vat of molten nickel while you listen to this week's episode!

tom clancy,the division,ubisoft,illness,plumbing,u-bend,far cry 4,jons pad,big mac,leidenfrost effect,playstation vue,PSVR,virtual reality,preacher,amc,rocket league,

Direct download: BITE_208.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 4:08pm CST

Wherein we view the tapestries. Topics range from pokemon, Stardew Valley,tapestry,CS:GO,IEM Katowice,bear simulators, Coleco Chameleons, and all sorts of other gaming goodness.  This is a reminder for Jon to buy a Raspberry Pi 3.


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Direct download: BITE_207.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 7:36pm CST

Get into the Pokemood this week. Jon is an Alpha Sapphire fanatic, Adam is still playing an old game, and Jon shares his pokemon superstitions.  Jon has seen 90% of the best picture nominees and has something to say about it.  Other topics include No Man's Sky, Ghostbusters, Assassination Classroom, playstation vue,minecraft 1.9,youtuber emmys, and Gambit's delay.


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Direct download: BITE_206.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 12:25pm CST

Enter the Spin Zone...  Adam and Jon chat a lot about Pokemon, hate shitting, Good Rapperport and we delve into Jon's Pad for the first time.  Be a literate man of stature, and listen in!


rappaport,rapper,pokemon,alpha sapphire,counter strike,fire emblem,birthright,conquest,CS:GO,shitting,dump,danganropa,3ds,zelda,steam,valve,pacific rim,vive,jay and silent bob,fig,soul silver

Direct download: BITE_205.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:55pm CST

Adam and Jon discuss some finely honed trash, Jon plays a bunch of games, and both of our hosts have seen the movie deadpool.

deadpool,white chicks,heroes and generals,f2p,talos principle,psych,white chicks,showgirls,ryan reynolds,tj miller,silicon valley

Direct download: BITE_204.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 4:35pm CST

Adam and Jon chat about topics ranging from Penny Dreadful, the delicious Quesalupa, Firewatch, and making gravitational waves.  Einstein was right all along, he was always right...

Penny dreadful,quesalupa,firewatch,super mario 3d world,the crew wild run,gravitational waves,deadpool,super mario maker,physics,billie piper

Direct download: BITE_203.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 3:31pm CST

Jon plays a BUNCH of games, such as the talos principal and pillars of eternity, and his computer is acting weird again.  Could this be the end of his life as he knows it? Computergate 2016 begins.  Adam dabbled in the Division beta, and Jon took paper notes about it. TRIMPS happens, and the guys preev the video games of 2016.


computergate 2016,powercolor,trimps,kongregate,cyberpowerpc,tom clancy,the division,pillars of eternity,talos principle,temple of elemental evil,dnd,3.5,circle of eight,

Direct download: BITE_202.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 10:46pm CST

The boys preev the games coming out in 2016, lament the loss of a moffat, chat about being a ship, and get hyped for games to come out this year!

pillars of eternity,story of seasons,the division,3ds,2ds,pokemon,video games,windward,witness,xcom,

Direct download: BITE_201.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:25pm CST

The guys celebrate a milestone, and run down all of the upcoming movies of 2016 (except the many they forgot).  Jon dishes on Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky, and Adam eats a funnel cake.


star wars,legend of heroes,trails in the sky,falcom,movies

Direct download: BITE_200.mp3
Category:Video Games -- posted at: 2:39pm CST

Well, if you won the powerball lotto, you definitely could afford the Oculus Rift. Jon watches a really good movie, and Adam watches a really bad one.  Pour one out for the spaceman, and listen to some good music.

powerball,lottery,millionare,milkshake,daniel plainview,there will be blood,oculus rift,mad max,fury road,imperator furiosa,yokai watch,Pan's Labyrinth,jimmy johns,3ds

Direct download: BITE_199.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54pm CST

Adam watches all the Yokai, Jon ponders the latest season of doctor who, and everyone rings in 2016 in different ways.

Yokai watch,doctor who,dragon ball z xenoverse,far cry 4,divinity original sin,downton abbey,time lord,maisey williams,jenna coleman,peter capaldi,jack box party pack,new years

Direct download: BITE_198.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:03pm CST