Born in the Eighties (general)

TJ remembers days of yooper past and plays some old xbox games, Jon has a broken turntable, and Matt is just about burnt out on WoW Classic.  Sounds awful? Don't worry, there is context within.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:09pm CST

Guys, anime is uhhh problematic.  There are some things we need to talk about.  Jon rants about anime, Matt pushes to get max level in world of warcraft, TJ recants a previous medical episode, and we all get into some weird science.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:16am CST

Jon rants about Downsizing for the 2nd week in a row, TJ ponders an AITA, and tries to better the world, and all Matt wants to be is a Star Wars Boi

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:38pm CST

Hoo boy, this is a doozy, this is the sex number episode!  You know Jon brought some spicy Reddit relationships stories.  Matt continues to be addicted to world of warcraft classic, and TJ has a story about dealing with choosy beggars,

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:04pm CST

We podcast live from Ratchet in World of Warcraft: Classic!  Jon tries to herd the group together, Matt discusses liquor bottles as art, TJ brings the egg knowledge, and Spanky wants a buff grandma.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am CST

The boys talk WoW Classic, our poopsocking strategies, and much more.  Jon also brings a new segment, small town reviews, which isn't shameless stolen from someone else. Matt is a Thirsty Whale, Spanky is a polecat, and TJ is a Minoquabat!

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:16pm CST

The boys talk about Amazon's the boys, Spanky has some thoughts on Evangelion, Jon struggles to defend anime, and Matt chooses his Supernatural Waifu.  In the end, all we want is Peanut butter cups.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:40pm CST

Jon starts things off with some small town google reviews, and the gang ponders google maps and area 51.  Tj and Matt weigh in on some relationship questions, and we all know that if you are going to film in front of the mural, you should at least tell me about it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:58pm CST

Please talk to little Timmy, he is a member of the family.  It doesn't matter that he is stuffed, or that he is a mouse, he is your brother in law, and you MUST RESPECT TIMMY!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:16pm CST

This is a Jon-less affair.  Matt hosts a rollickin' sode where topics range from 80's movie sequels and remakes, to the McDonald's cinematic universe.  TJ has an AITA quandary, and Spanky joins for the episode.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:17pm CST

This episode starts off heavy as TJ recounts a harrowing experience at work.  Matt continues to play world of warcraft "classic" and Jon starts a new MMO addiction of the final fantasy variety.  Tune in to experience the opposite of that pleasant tingling feeling, that is the Born in the Eighties promise!

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:12pm CST

Matt drinks beer, Jon rants about Evangelion, and TJ brings a whopper of a doozy to the show.  Clink away and drop those coins into a bucket in private, don't wake your family please.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:35pm CST

This week Matt chats about Vanilla World of Warcraft, Jon boards the reddit "ship" to make you feel better about your personal lives, and TJ finds a new subreddit for us.  Thanks, I hate it!

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:24pm CST

The NBA Finals are approaching, so Jon wants to break down the remaining mascots.  TJ has a bone to pick with some corporate twitter accounts, and Matt has seen the Endgame, and is ready to spoil it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:10pm CST

Jon pines for multiplayer FPS gaming of ages past, Matt gets spooky on an alpha midnight ghost hunt, and TJ trains in the dojo of Cobra Kai.  We also deal with a bragging date in this week's answers section.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:11pm CST

After falling down the feed of a low key Korean Frozen tumblr fetish account, the guys decide to record a podcast.  TJ shares some ramen hacks, Matt watched Hereditary, and Jon has a bad theater experience watching US.  Get plating, and watch out for Karen, she'll tell your manager.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:16pm CST

Jon goes car shopping, TJ dreams of anime food wars, Matt has problems with #brands there are anime music video sites, and opossums having oproblems!

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:09pm CST

How much would you pay for a cameo?  Matt discovers the terrible wonders of Cameo, TJ fails at speedrunning, and Jon dishes out some vegan facts.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:36pm CST

Jon reads a cancerous press release, TJ becomes a paperclip piling powerhouse, and Matt gets all up in the disappointing Virtual Bart.  We talk furry terminology, eighth grade, james gunn, and so much more.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:34pm CST

Tj's got some tales of tooth trouble, Jon is excited about buying power equipment and flipping virtual houses.  Matt is just ape-ing out everywhere, and we all talk twitch tactics.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:35pm CST

TJ just can't get enough of them Jorts, Matt remembers a tour of Green Day past, and Jon buys more movie posters.  Rocko's Modern Life, Black Ops 4, and blindfolded Rhythm Heaven, along with the return of a fan favorite game!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:54pm CST

Jon falls into the depths of the internet again, and a macabre game is played. TJ is T-spinning through the new Nintendo news, and Matt is thinking of the wrong kind of bum fight.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:29pm CST

Jon rants about capture equipment costs, TJ schools everyone on tax law, and Matt has some news about a new VR game.  We all assist a hapless soul with probably the worst relationship ever.  Macklemore sucks, there, I said it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:25pm CST

This week we are joined by very special guest and well known voice you've heard while browsing a Gamestop, Cole Watson! Quizbot returns to grill our guest, and topics range from the animated abomination of the Rapsittee Street Kids to Chompette and how to actually land IN the friend zone.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:55pm CST

Turn on "Big Button Mode" and listen in to this week's episode! We talk of twinks, smurfing and MMO's of days gone bye. We also learn of wizarding plumbing problems, and high school dating stories. Make sure to subscribe, subs get snapchat!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:33pm CST

John Mcafee is tweeting about whales, millennials are fake selling out on Instagram, teens are red pilling themselves in high school, and everybody is poor.  Eat the Rich, Happy 2019.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:03pm CST

It is time to rewind for 2018. We don't know anyone on youtube at all, Jon has opinions on the Netflix Evangelion redub, TJ is no-stop smashing brothers, and Matt is still taking those country roads in Fallout 76. Thank the bus driver, and Merry Christmas.

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:40pm CST

You thought 2017 was terrible?  Let me tell you about a little year called 2018!  Jon and Matt are joined by Kirsten and Lauren to watch Netflix's own "A Christmas Prince".  It is pretty bad, it has spina bifida, a very old mom, and some sick fake news journalism takes.  Pop some muscle relaxers, crack some nog, and listen in.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:15pm CST

This episode is full of many things kind of skeezy.  NSFW Tumblr blogs, Fallout 76, Yahoo Answers, and much more.  Join the skeeze, be the skeeze.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:23pm CST

TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo's settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you'll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:23pm CST

Jon recounts a youthful indiscretion, TJ details a "hot pocket" situation, Matt becomes un-muffled, and we all take a trip into seduction-land.  Grab your gofundme scam money and come along for the ride!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:14am CST

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
- Nickleback

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm CST

TJ is busy hocking a Pachinko machine, while Jon and Matt play 2018's latest games!  Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2.  Get your Blizzcon and Playstation Classic takes here as well.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:36pm CST

Come visit the Good Doctor, have a potion!  Don't ask what is in the potion! Just drink it!  Don't buy a UV light to inspect your carpets when you have a puppy!  Don't go on Visit the Good Doctor, TRUST THE GOOD DOCTOR

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:01pm CST

What is that URL again? Matt plays serial cleaner, TJ is an Iphone doctor, and Jon laments a split in anime providers. Since it is a spooky Halloween episode that was totally planned, we talk about terrifying prions and missing skulls! Good luck sleeping now, Happy Halloween.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:08am CST

Battle Psycho hose beasts, the viet cong, and climate change! Matt has a preview of Fallout 76, TJ's world ends with you, and Jon is in the jungles of 'nam in Rising Storm 2. Cut through the youtube copyright bs and bag your leaves! Listen to BITE today!

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:18pm CST

Jon is now the ace of spays, as his lil pup went through her surgery. Matt is looking at eye-mouthed frogs, and playing PS4 games for the first time. TJ continues to ponder his employment, and the labor market in general as he prepares to fix some iphones himself. Drink your LaCroix now, and listen to a true story that happened, all this week on Born in the Eighties.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:15pm CST

Bowsette has got it goin' on.  For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food.  We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme.  TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is.  Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:58pm CST

Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:44pm CST

This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children's sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children's sports movies of the mid 90's, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ's job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:10pm CST

Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten.  TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood.  Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.



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Category:general -- posted at: 7:58pm CST

Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong ... the internet is full of them.  TJ has seen too much.  Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:19pm CST

We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj  This week's free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:10pm CST

Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, and listen to this week's Born in the Eighties.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:32pm CST

TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired.  Don't let a cloud eat you, don't James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:58pm CST

We revisit a classic, condemn Twitter to death, play Hollow Knight, purchase controllers, and say goodbye to loved ones... all in one action packed episode.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:50pm CST

In the age of online shaming and social media, we need to make sure we are squeaky clean, and free of anime, because it is 100% bad.... mostly.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:10pm CST

Jon is full of SCIENCE this week.  Matt is just looking for a good organ, and TJ is working out the math on this Pi edition of the podcast.



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Category:general -- posted at: 10:33pm CST

Jon had a bachelor party and got married.  Matt was a partyboy, TJ passed a difficult challenge, and we all have our social norms questioned.  Back from a wedding hiatus, BITE IS BACK

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:59pm CST

Jon is getting married. Time to talk about manly things. There are a brave few of us trying to keep this thing on the rails. Jon and Lance are not those people, join us for this very special episode.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm CST

I've had enough with these meme wars! I just want to play Minecraft with TJ!  We attempt to solve some relationship problems in dead bedrooms, and we come up with an ingenious solution to the incel problem.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:54pm CST

Jon is moving on up! To the East side! To a deluxe home... on the street... TJ cannot remember a magical helper movie, with money rain maybe? Also, we learn that all of our favorite things were advertisements... Also, the Pagemaster was a movie that happened.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:25pm CST

We find out what goes beyond Cosby.  Is it more bowels of reddit?  Video chat hijinks? Superhot VR? Canadian Monsters? Tunak Tune in to find out!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:04pm CST

We chat about steamed hams, blood transfusions, MGTOW, animal testing, home buying, Dropmix, and One Punch Man. Help us perform the Schrödinger's cat experiment, but with women, in this weeks "The Bowels of Reddit"

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:04pm CST

Don't call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lance does not. Billy is doing fine now. The second half of this one is a bit darker than the first. You have been warned. Who is the man on the floor really?

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:06pm CST

Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety.  Will someone please send nudes, and can we all agree to stop idolizing subjects of memes?

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:41pm CST

TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever.  All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp whoppers and the Gorilla Channel.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:29pm CST

Tj wants to remember the internet of the past.  Jon plumbs the bowels of reddit, and finds the Milkshake duck of the week.  Matt remembers a Star Wars Galaxy of old...

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm CST

In this episode, Jon, Adam, Matt, and TJ chat about "The Last Jedi" for nearly 50 minutes. Skip ahead to 51 minutes to avoid spoilers.  Jon talks about Nier Automata, Adam has been Assassin's creeding, TJ has been surviving retail hell and Matt is checking out the new VR titles.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:13pm CST

TJ and his clan are infected, Matt plays a trivia game, and Jon enters the world of pick up artists. Also, realdolls are hella expensive, better get your Sugar Granny to make it rain.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:42pm CST

Lance sits down for a somewhat serious talk. Thanks for listening!

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:50pm CST

We talk about lesser known cults, Japanese Pizza Hut Menu items, Jon's resemblance to the serial killer on Mindhunter, and so much more. Cookiepuss is in your NIGHTMARES!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:52pm CST

Jon recreates his twitter account into something beautiful. TJ discusses the great movie robots, and Matt finds a new podcast to like, and a new town for Jon to live in.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:23pm CST

Jon and Lance sit down to chat about every thing from draft dodgers, to piss jugs, Lea Thompson, and much much more.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:36pm CST

This world is Elon Musk's simulation and we are just livin' in it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:27pm CST

The SNES classic preorder nonsense happened. Did any of us get one? What lengths did Jon go to, to get one? How many hours can a scantily clad woman stream dancing on twitch? Will the reddit boxing streams hold out all night? Find out, in this episode!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:56pm CST

WARNING: LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE 'PILLED!!!  Symptoms include, pizza conspiracies, nes classic edition conspiracies, vegan conspiracies, and dating vampires.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:33pm CST

Listen in to hear the tales of the HAWT GRIFTING ACTION.  Face mites eat sleep and bone on your face, and there is nothing you can do about it.  TJ becomes a Hyrule Warrior, and Matt dishes on Spiderman and Castlevania on Netflix

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:11pm CST

Kid Vid was pretty rad.  Sad to hear he is part of the alt-right now.  Jaws and Wheeler were really broken up about it.  I am really glad J.D. is no longer with us, because he doesn't have to see this hatred. SMH.  Please subscribe to my BK Kids Club fanzine, and support my BK Kids Club OC "Danger" Pls do not steal.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:31pm CST

Everyone is live in the house, Lance has hot olsen twins takes, TJ has twitch problems, Matt is chillin', Harvey Keitel is talkin to Jesus, and Jon is just trying to keep things on the rails.  Remember, tweet responsibly.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:54pm CST

Those tall ladies got Jon thinkin...  Bad Sonic Fanfic is read, TJ's love of fidget spinners are discussed, and Matt is sitting scared in the bathroom of an abandoned building clutching his UMP0 somewhere in Russia?  Wherever PUBG takes place, I guess.. it is Russia right?

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:37pm CST

Broken glass covered floors, clean meat covered robots, loot boxes oh my!  Welcome our flesh covered metallic overlords.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:14pm CST

Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Natalie Dormer.. all in the same google image results search... What a time to be alive.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:13pm CST

A Juggalo reality TV show in the style of Survivor, Tila Tequila's fuhrer furor, and Batman as a moody teen, all in this week's Saturday Night BITE.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:39pm CST

Come on and join the discarded mascots with us!  We take a trip down nostalgia lane, get warmed up for a show, talk about the House on the Rock, Aquaman, Destiny 2, and a heck of a dang lot more.  Hop on the Fruit Stripe Man's moped and tune on in!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:09pm CST

Can we just stop saying stupid things on the internet echo chamber?  Matt eats some gross new oreos, and the guys discuss their fave flaves.  We chat about the new Werewolf-man film and old Disney Channel cartoons.  Rescue Rangers Rule 34 INDEED!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:41pm CST

You want to talk about Nuts?  We get Nuts.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:37pm CST

Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to "Switch" to Nintendo's new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:08pm CST

Just.. too many dongs.  Yandere Simulator, Pewdiepie, the ACLU bundles, Avatar and Korra.  So much controversy, too much for Twitch to handle.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:47pm CST

Sorry Luigi...  Dr. Who is shaking up the cast, and Adam Matt and Jon remember the scariest Dr. Who baddies.  Jon is thinking about getting into doomsday preppin, Adam joins a virtual japanese boyband for a road trip, Matt dreams of a brighter future, we talk to Koozie for a bit, and Adam reminisces of wrestling days gone by.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:53pm CST

Boy, did we have a lot of problems when recording this one.  What survived the technical issues was more Taco Bell talk, Dragon Warrior streaming on Twitch, and UFO sightings in Chile.  Enjoy.  Be warned, this is a rough one.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:17pm CST

Lance joins Jon again for another late night chat. Topics include friend betrayals, surprisingly decent blues albums, acceptable bald hair cuts, unacceptable amounts of tattoos, on set disputes over buffoonery, the inauguration, crystal bowls, when musicians go bad, and much more. If you don't listen in, you will be SAD!

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:54pm CST

Mario is now mobile!  The boys discuss how to shower, and how to live with a massive amount of strep throat.  You can't get this podcast delivered to you via drone yet... but that is the future!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:43pm CST

Hey, this is a new thing we are doing.  Remember Lance?  How he used to be on this show?  Well, he has decided to grace us with his presence.  To talk about coworkers getting beaten up, bad movie trailers, useless jedi, and grandmothers that want to get a little too personal.



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Category:general -- posted at: 9:07pm CST

Jon, Matt, and Lauren (Jon's fiance) travel down to the historically haunted Willow Creek farm to meet with the owner, Al Kelchner.  Enjoy.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm CST

Mix all them sauces into one pot! You got a podcast brewin! We #hackthecafeteria and talk about lunches past. Jon has some Star Wars jerk-takes, and Matt is the anti-jerk. TJ eats cans like a goat or something. Fake news, nutella burgers, pokemon and Nintendo Switch, we got it all.

nutella,pizzaburger,nintendo switch,star wars,force awakens,cans,goat,suicide sauce,#hackthecafeteria,soft pretzel

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:18pm CST

Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!


hamilton,chicago,nandos,train,strange,cumberbatch,marvel,skyrim,portal stories,nes classic,playstation,vue,sony,nintendo,skyrim,bethesda

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:43pm CST

Jon rants a lot in this episode, you have been warned. Rimworld, hot take articles, and so much more. Jon angry! We also talk about the new superdisease that is going to kill us all, and TJ is super sick. Doot Doot Doot Doooo! Also, since it is episode 240, err. 420.. I guess Adam is not going to be able to make it.

rimworld,rps,rock paper shotgun,instantcena,john cena,cubs,chicago,240, 420

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm CST

The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can't look away. Bowser don't care tho... Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don't care.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:21pm CST

You want that underclean?  TJ wants that underclean.  Buy a bidet.  Matt plays tuber apps, and enjoys a headphone jack-less life.  Jon is scared of a Blair Witch, and visits the battlefield of the war to end all wars.  That and Pregnant Elsa gets Foot Surgery by Joker and Dancing Spiderman.  SEO ON FLEEEEEEEK!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:11pm CST

PSVR happened!  Play the future of gaming!  The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game!  Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:58pm CST

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams.  Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:22pm CST

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes.  I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:52pm CST

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.


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Direct download: BITE_233.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:50pm CST

The prodigal Hamm returns.  Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Direct download: BITE_232.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:01pm CST

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah!  Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently.  Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

Direct download: BITE_231.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:37pm CST

They really are dedicated to their craft.  You have to give them that.  #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode.  Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl).  Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

Direct download: BITE_230.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm CST

Have you been to the DPRK bro?  It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah!  They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought?  I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea.  Make surf not war bro!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:13pm CST

We are joined by TJ!  He is a guy who has been places man. Also, he is into some deep dark 999 and JPOP stuff.  He joins Jon and Matt to chat about how nothing has happened all week, and then Jon receives some watery news.  Things are popping off everywhere, as an act of God seeks to derail the podcast.


Direct download: BITE_225.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03pm CST

Steer clear of the Sweaty Lou, unless you are prepared to take a dank poo. Koozie returns, as Jon begins high school. Matt finishes up a music video, listens to the Hamilton soundtrack, and Adam returns to a game atop his pile of shame!


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Direct download: BITE_219.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:54pm CST