Born in the Eighties (Humor)
 

Hoo boy, we are gonna get cancelled for this one.  Jon rants about cancelling people and anime, Matt is addicted to World of Warcraft, Spanky is tired of the alliance, and TJ is overjoyed with joycon drift and SNES games on the Switch!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:36pm CST

TJ is sampling sodas of the diet variety, Matt is playing a video game from 2005, and Jon is bringing tales of brexit mishaps and sociopathic significant others.  Also, E3 Happened, I guess.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:20pm CST

Matt keeps it WoW classic, TJ wonders if he is the asshole, and Jon brings some reddit ships to make us all feel better about ourselves.  That, and a lot of scat talk.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:46pm CST

Depressing, surprising, surprisingly depressing... That is what deprising is all about. 2019 in a nutshell. TJ demos Nintendo's Labo VR. Jon rants about rich people again, and we discuss Disney live action movies, Coco, Avatar, spying sisters, and dating age gaps. It is all very... deprising.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 1:17pm CST

Jon is knee deep in BLOPS4, TJ is excited at a new pokemon game, and Matt just has to criticize everything Jon has ever done.  We walk down the history of Born in the Eighties, and look at some B.S. podcasting services.  Please spread the word, share quotable clips, and work that SEO.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:49pm CST

Matt, TJ, and Jon find out what Kingdom Hearts characters they are. #Hackthemenu returns with online ordering tips. Jon plays Slay the Spire, and we try to help a lady with some attention in a gym.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:54am CST

Spanky and Euan from the "While Away" podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, kingdom hearts, disenchantment, cloak and dagger, and a Penguin's Memory. Plenty to unpack there.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:11pm CST

In this supersized 300th episode, we lose TJ to technical issues, share podcasting tips, discuss fake followers, Jon talks about trees for 40 minutes, and Matt brings back the Melissophilia minute. Spartans! Prepare for Episode 300!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 4:30pm CST

2017 has been a terrible year! It is time to have a terrible Christmas! We watch the Vince Vaughn Vanity Vehicle - Fred Claus. This movie opens with Kathy Bates giving birth to the largest baby ever, and stars Kevin Spacey creepily stalking around a bunch of short men.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:24pm CST

TJ finds a list of real authentic baseball player names, Matt is into Synthesizers, and Jon introduces a new podcast game, Five Faves....

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 5:31pm CST

We again visit the bowels of reddit, Adam extolls the virtues of the cougs, TJ educates on r/nofap and Matt becomes a Trudy Tective.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 6:27pm CST

Lance and Jon talk about lame nazis, nuclear armageddon, and the Island of Dr. Moreau. Yeah.. I guess that all fits in nicely.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:55pm CST

TJ is stuck on location preppin hawt comic-con merch, Matt ponders the future of VR, and Jon chows down on some Korean cookies.  AR translation apps are awesome, and the weird reddit incel community stars in this week's "The Bowels of Reddit" section.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:11pm CST

Learn to drink like an Adult.  Don't ghost people when you break up with them... LANCE.  Also, we touch upon some podcast drama in the past, and we are joined in the last segment by my lovely fiance!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:00pm CST

Here it is!  We watch "The 12 Dates of Christmas" Starring Amy Smart and Mark Paul Gosselaar, which is a heck of a dang old name to pronounce.  That guy was Screech from Happy Days right?  Man.. what a movie this is.  There is time traveling... I don't need to say much more.  Merry Terrible Christmas.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 5:34pm CST

Adam and Jon talk about life n stuff, cheating on game shows, dial up internet, and much more. Jon pitches to the world his new app Coachr, Jon will be your life coach. You need motivation, you come to this guy, he will get ON YOUR ASS.

Coachr,life coach,trust fund,slate,water skiing,dial up,modem,windows 95,price is right,wrestlemania,iZombie,

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:35am CST

Jon is joined by Mercury Stardust, aka Tyler Falco Schott, to chat about parking disputes, sketchy walks at 2 a.m., Burlesque shows in Atlanta Georgia, hacking Uber, and southern hospitality. You can see Tyler, Jon and Adam at Oddcon 2015 in Madison on April 11th at 3pm.

 

Tyler Falco Schott, Burlesque, Southern Hospitality,WWE Live Milwaukee,parking,georgia,southern fried burlesque,oddcon madison,mercury Stardust

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:05am CST

Jon rolls in with a Computergate 2015 update, Adam chats about his new favorite show "Empire".  Jon delivers a hot promo on the USPS and Amazon's prime pantry.  The guys discuss the new Persona 5 trailer and ponder a high school life that coulda been.  Adam attempts to escape from a burning high rise, and the guys talk about wrasslin' and the upcoming NXT Takeover: Rival.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:39pm CST

Jon and Adam jaw about various generic soda brand names, as well as computergate 2015 and other technical issues.  The boys discover the sheer incomprehensible complexity of the animorphs universe.  Also, goosebumps books were the shiz, and those characters had great games.  Jon and Adam talk movies like Nonstop, American Sniper, and Her.  Plenty to love here, all that and Royal Rumble talk after the show!

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:51pm CST

Straighten up and fly right!  Adam and Jon role-play as a couple of 1940's flyboys.  That girl's a share-cropper, I wouldn't get caught hoofing with her, I'm as doll-dizzy as the next fella, but I don't want to be called a lounge lizard.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:27pm CST

Jon and Adam catch up after the holidays.  They chat about Jon's recent excursion to Illinois and how similar yet different the neighbor to the south is.  Space and teleportation are definitely terrifying.  A future plan is made, movies are discussed, and Jon talks tech and computer repair.  Computergate 2014 is becoming computergate 2015

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 6:07pm CST

Jon and Adam discuss the intricacies of interversion.  The guys also talk X-mas, Sony's inability to ward off the hack attack, and world pro wrasslin'.  Also, video games were played.  Here it is.  Happy Holidaze all!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:44pm CST

What a long (1 month) strange trip it has been.  Jon and Adam are back, we talk about High School homecoming floats, Jon pitches recruitment in the Air Force and Adam joins the cult of Apple.  Jon talks about terrible computer problems he is having, Adam finishes going through the shows of the fall!  A trip is planned.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:02am CST

Thank god it is Friday!  The boys ponder the merits of eating human flesh, video games, the WWE god that is Dean "Unstable" Ambrose, Adam previews the new TV shows of the fall of 2014, and we all get to take a look into the twisted alternate reality where Hamm and Rowe dabble in the hunting of the most dangerous game.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:10pm CST

Jon and Adam talk about a mystical trip to Illinois, wax nostalgia about the ER theme song and Michael Chricton novels.  Video game news happened, and other stuff.  Icloud is very secure.  Adam brings terrifying presents for children So much more.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:11pm CST

Jon, Adam, and Lance discuss their top 25 comedy shows of all time, as well as dress down the IGN's top 25 comedy shows list.  Plenty to hear here.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you will think that Lance's list is terrible. ENTOURAGE?  Also.. Adam... Is Avatar: The Last Airbender really a comedy show?  Everyone is wrong but Jon.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:47pm CST

Adam and Jon adventure into caves, reality tv programming, racist radio hosts, cookouts and so much more.  Beware, foul languaged tweets within.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:15pm CST

Hamm is the Redeemer. He drank a gallon of sweet tea for your sins.  Also, this podcast is about fighting games, battlefield hardline, other stuff.  Adam teaches everyone about boring computers, and Jon laments his failures in high school drama.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:17pm CST

Adam and Jon conclude their visit while discussing such things as supermarkets, uncharted, hazing, talking computers, and much much more.

 

 

uncharted,ps3,hazing,diaper,supermarkets,schnucks,reading rainbow,kickstarter,bloomington

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:25pm CST

Superman would make a bad roommate, Thor would be a good drinking buddy, and Iron man would be a dick.  Pretty much nobody wins.  The guys talk Totoro, pizza delivery issues, and so MUCH MORE.

 

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:20pm CST

Jon and Adam talk most livable fantasy worlds, Jon proposes to Lolo, Adam fears the heat coming in the summer, and we witness a topless woman destroy a Mcdonalds.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 7:59pm CST

Jon is king of the turbo button.

 

KING

Also, Jon is continuingly addicted to the dirty WoW demon.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:14pm CST

Jon is joined by Adam via some tubes.  They talk videa games, downton abbey spoilers (no spoilers) and all sorts of crazy crap.  Stoned Neil Degrasse Tyson joins us as well.

 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:53pm CST

Jon and Tyler go catfishing, and watch a little bit of "No Holds Barred".  Also, Tyler is now a Burlesque dancer.  Apparently.

What a night.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:34pm CST

Lance and Jon talk Star Wars, visiting chicago, Escape Plan, and so very much more.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 7:40pm CST

Lance and Jon talk football.  There might be a guest... will he wake up?  Things get a little bit blue and Jon gets dark.  Jon and Lance provide picks for Hollywood's biggest night!  The Tarantino meltdown is also discussed.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:19pm CST

Lance and Jon chat about being yelled at in the car, troll dongs, and so much more.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:32pm CST

Jon goes to a hockey match, and learns some hard life lessons in event parking. tyler recants tales of being thrown out of bars, and the super secret episode of "The Two of Me" is unleashed.

This'un's a doozy.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:54pm CST

Jon and Lance talk about garbage piles past, DJs, VJs and so much more.  This one is off the chain, rocking you in your mucous membrane.  bitecast@gmail.com

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:29pm CST

Jon can't remember his 1950's beatnik writers, Lance has a torrid 2 week affair, and is accosted at a Qdoba by a war hero.  Some 2014 predictions and so much more.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 2:42pm CST

Jon and Lance impersonate Neil Young, and Jon reveals his secret love of Ravi Shankar.  Lance recounts his horrible day.  The lads discuss back massage ettiquette, emo pizza delivery drivers, hitler salutes, how to not be a bad drinker.  They also answer a listener email.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:18am CST

Jon and Lance talk about so many topics.  Destroying glasses, celebrity deaths, and band names 2013.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:26pm CST

Lance and Jon talk about everything from Old boys to new beefs with his roommates?

Mama Mia! What a show!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:15pm CST

Tyler joins us again.  Jon is accidentally racist, Tyler attends a pagan wedding, punches a guy in the face, sneaks around in the dark, and is an all around good guy.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:25pm CST

Lance finds more weird people at the bar, gets sized up by a large man, and enjoys a classic film.  Jon watches "GANGSTA HANKS" and "LESLIE MANN'S BREASTS" and the lads chat about the odd bieber behavior... beibhavior?  Does that work?

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:38pm CST

Maybe if we all read from the book of Jaden, the world would be a better place.  Also, watch out for the dated "shutdown" references.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:45pm CST

Jon and Lance are joined by another Jon.  They talk about movies, science fiction, and truth or fiction. (Conspiracy theories) This podcast powered by absinthe.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:14pm CST

Jon and Lance plan the future of television, and Lance meets some colorful characters in a bar.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:27am CST

Jon is sick, and sounds like Werner Herzog.  Also, everyone loses faith in humanity.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 3:10pm CST

Harrison Ford has an earring. Also Batman. Dear god James Joyce... Dear god.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:22pm CST

Lance and Jon talk rappers, football in the 1930s, movie villains, shower room etiquette, and the fauna of Lance's neighborhood.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:25pm CST

Lance is the original Ladykiller.  Also, he gets stood up by his podcast mate.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:00pm CST

Indoctrination, robot armies, not using condoms, terrible after-credits sequences....

also, dicks.

You are warned.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:39pm CST

The guys talk about Jersey Shore, comic book drug problems, Rappers as actors and HBO's girls.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 1:17am CST

Jon and Lance talk about America's game, the civil war, and Jon's secret addiction to giant cans.  They also talk about crappy (awesome) slasher movies.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:10pm CST

Jon and Lance share golf stories and go through the news...  Jon gets a bit macabre. 

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:44pm CST

Adam has returned.  Also, take a dump in a time capsule for me.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:22am CST

Jon and Lance talk about movies, PSH's heroin antics, Lance can't pronounce candelabra. Lance is interested in poop pies.  Also, why does the Chinese Iron Man 3 exist?  Lance also sucks at video game.  JOIN THE PANTZ ARMY!  Jon and Lance share Gandolfini memories.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:22pm CST

Lance and Jon talk about continental jewelry heists, video games, Clint Eastwood's characters sexual proclivities, and aging actors.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:47am CST

Jon and Lance swap stories, Lance's gears are ground, and remember... what happens in the pile stays in the pile....

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 7:42pm CST

Tyler and Jon record a non-traditonal episode of Born in the Eighties while Lance is out on assignment.  Car troubles?  House questions?  Jon and Tyler talk like they actually know something.  Also, Asses.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 4:35pm CST

Jon recants his experiences seeing Star Trek Into Darkness, Lance waxes philosophical about Dr. Dre tracks. Lance gets an interesting haircut. Jon is accosted by a deaf beggar, and Jon and Lance take a trip into the headlines!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:44pm CST

Jon and Lance both saw Iron Man 3, and they talk about that... and interesting experiences in the theater in general.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:22am CST

After a short discussion about the death of the amazing spider man, the show goes into a game of thrones season 3 spoilerfest. If you haven't watched through 5/5/13 skip to the 46 minute mark. There is some great music by the band "Great Divide" and in the second half Jon assays the role of Tyler's therapist so Tyler can get some things off of his chest. Things get really real. You've been warned.  Halftime Music by 'Great Divide'

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:08am CST

Lance visits the Cinema, and admits is hatred of adventure games. Jon and Lance continue to shit on the walking dead. A brand spanking new cinema villain is created.... Lighting. Also, Jo, look what you got right in front of you....

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:10pm CST

Jon and Lance talk about the news. Jon recants a time he cried in public, and everyone gets SLUDGED!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:53pm CST

It's a Jon and Lance bro-down.  Lance has delivery stories, Jon discusses what really goes on at the dollar store, and his history of accidental feel-copping.  After we finish the idle chit-chat Jon lets things get really real.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:06pm CST

Somebody wins.  Tyler scores points, and everyone remembers working crappy jobs.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 7:41pm CST

Jon, Lance, and Lauren chat about life's greatest mysteries... whether it is ok to wear black clothing and makeup.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:10pm CST

Jon comes down with the fever.  Lance and Tyler argue about the Walking Dead (spoilers) and blow Jon's mind.  There is an epic battle in the intermission, and Jon spoils who wins.  The crypt yet again opens with a new submission, and everyone gets a little mad.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:45pm CST

Lance has a pretty amazing birthday. Jon and special guest Jay Gabel share stories. Comics, drinking stories, and dogs getting hit by cars! Check out Jay Gabel's writing at Capeless Crusader!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:02am CST

The gang of 3 is back again. No stripper stories this time.  Tyler has more car troubles, and doesn't really seek a solution. Lance spins a yarn about yelling at a stranger that doesn't have an ending, and Jon talks about the time children ate his popsicles. Also, the guys begin a movie prediction game for the summer of movies 2013! Listen in for your summer movie gossip and predictions.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:58pm CST

Jon, Lance and Tyler welcome a special guest. Another female friend of Tyler's.  This one, however, was a house mother at a local stripping establishment.  Hear the horror stories of what goes on behind the scenes of your favorite late night gentlemen's establishment.  Names and places have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:45pm CST

Lance again visits his favorite hanging spot, Shabooms, and recieves some parental advice from a group of Dads at IHOP.  In the second half, Tyler invents a new movie game called "Shit or Hit!", and Lance is unimpressed.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:47pm CST

The episode in which Tyler brings a lady friend possibly more debauched than he.  This one turned out... interesting.  Oh, and Lance got into a shouting match with a pizza guy.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:48pm CST

Tyler is back, and boy does he have a lot to talk about.  Break-ups, bad show reviews, and shady car sales on craigslist.  

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:18pm CST

We talk about the Legend of Adam, as well as many other exciting topics in the 80s of the Eighties episode 80!

HUZZAH!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:25pm CST

Tyler is yet again out on assignment.  Jon and Lance are joined by Lauren.  Lance deletes facebook.  They take the time to talk about racist and sexist people in their hometowns, as well as interesting experiences with doctors.  Feel sorry for young little Lance, I know I do.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:34pm CST

Ok kiddos!  Tyler is absent yet again, so Lance and Jon sit down by the fire to have a chat with all of you about how to live your life.   There will be tips on how to survive prison, what will happen to you if you don't graduate high school, how to get cash for silver, and how to sing while welding.  All in all a great podcast.  Be careful around subway trains, and don't major in theatre.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:53pm CST

Tyler is off on assignment.  Lance and Jon are joined by Eric.  A game of jeopardy ensues, is slightly interrupted by Alex Trebek, and a winner is crowned.  The return of "Dear Lance" brings advice for living your lives straight to you!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:01pm CST

Things start out with a typical discussion of movies and comics.  Lance cracks open the sex crypt and things get pretty weird... and everybody walks away knowing a little bit more about this fragile thing we call the human condition.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:23pm CST

Jon, Lance, and Tyler are in the cut and for some reason begin the christmas episode with talk about celebrity sex scenes.  Lance shares 3 dreams, and Jon attempts to trump his stories with his own wacky dreams.  In the second half, Jon counts down his 10 (ish) least favorite christmas tunes.  Happy Holidays from the whole Born in the Eighties crew.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:41am CST

Jon, Tyler, and Lance are joined by Matt Haag, chatting about everything from how to properly run away from a falling spaceship, suicides, extra faithful dog owners, two and three quarters of a man to the worlds sexiest superheros.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:57pm CST

Tyler, Lance, and Jon brawl over the classic old Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon debate and things get pretty heated.  The guys also chat about the upcoming fall movies, black friday fun, the founding of www.sexcrypt.com and in the last half hour... things take a dark turn.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:58pm CST

Jon, Lance, and Tyler chat about shows they would like to see off of the air.  Lance brings a music countdown the likes of which you never could believe.  Tyler opens up the crypt yet again, and we barely get it to closed. Oh, and also... new logo.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:41pm CST

The Crypts are flown wide open when Tyler and Lance both delve into their own personal sex crypts.  All is told, too much is shared, and Lance tries his luck at a biker bar.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:18pm CST

We sit down with Key & Peele's own Keegan Michael Key, and quizbot interrupts with a serious set of questions.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:09pm CST

Recording from the brand spanking new Born in the Eighties studios!  The guys ponder disney and looney tunes and whether or not Chuck Jones is a racist.  If you haven't seen the movie Tiptoes... watch the trailer.  Lance brings a song that he recorded, and he totally doesn't do a Danzig impression.  Tyler makes everything go dark.... so dark...

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:37pm CST

The guys chat about bad movie experiences, favorite scary movies, the foxiest first ladies, and how awkward that 1988 beach boys rock n roll hall of fame induction was.  Not to mention Tyler decides to get real quiet...

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:51pm CST

Matt Haag joins Lance and Jon for a very SPECIAL episode of born in the eighties. The guys talk about horror movies, and Lance's car troubles. Smut and eggs, sadly, were not consumed.   Jon, Lance, and Matt talk about stories they wrote when they were 12 years old. Some podcast drama is brought up, the air is cleared, and all parties leave better than they came. Make sure to edit Wikipedia for us! Do it for the glory! CROATOAN!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 12:54am CST

Jon has a cold. Tyler explains how that if you want to see good butts, to watch baseball. Lance explains the best episode of Family Feud ever. Jon theorizes that the black comedians from the 90s have formed a tontine for brewster's millions. The guys talk about their favorite era of women, and Jon is definitely not into 20s women. We head into Tyler's tales from the Sex Crypt, and nobody leaves unscathed. Tyler tells tales of Dominatrixes, Ropers, and being a drag queen.  The guys also talk 80s and 90s cartoons, and yup... you guessed it... The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles is awesome.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 4:07pm CST

Where do I begin?  Lance has a spectacular experience watching the new resident evil movie. The guys talk action movies, and how Rocky would make a kick ass president. A fan favorite segment "Dear Abby" returns... and things get a tad blue... dark childhood secrets are revealed.  Tune in for probably the best and craziest episode yet!!!  Tell your friends!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:52pm CST

Tyler retuns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion.  Jon checks up on Tyler's criminal record.  Jon and Tyler discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what?  Tyler has more car problems.   Lance bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth's vocal stylings, sans guitar.  Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards.  Forgive him... please.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:29pm CST

Jon talks about a co-worker with an odd dream. Tyler lays out his future plans as a stand up comedian and chats about bad movies.  Yeah... Battle Royale is .... just.... o.k.  Lance explains how basically the autobots committed genocide in the third transformer movie.  And everyone plans what could be the greatest movie of all time.... not.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:52pm CST

Lance and Jon are betrayed yet again by a co-host absconding off to family homes. This will not stand! Lucky for Lance and Jon this betrayal will be short lived. With some one on one time, Lance and Jon jaw about what movies were a complete waste of time. Also the lovely Lauren Welch appears to plug the opera-style show she will be in the weekend of the 7th, 8th, and 9th of September.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:45pm CST

Tyler and Jon talk about how to really get out of a speeding ticket, Lance has his gears severly ground, and we all take a ride on Justin's Bus.  Also, Lance likes to loiter around pawn shops for some reason.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 8:07pm CST

Tyler makes a few verbal gaffes, and tells the story about how he stabbed himself in the hand and basically bled all over everything.  Oh, and did I mention?  This is Adam's final appearance.  Also, while the song is pronounced Rev ill lee, the song Jon was thinking about is known as Taps.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 10:23pm CST

Jon, Adam and Lance get together to talk about Lord of the Rings races, X-men movies, Jon rips off the Mario theme for Lance's "Hollywood News" segment.  Lance chats about his bed collection woes, awful night out, and everyone is shocked at Adam's betrayal.  Finally, a popular segment returns! The pen-adam-timate episode is on!

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 9:44pm CST

We start the show with a bang on discussion of Armageddon, and there are 40 oz beverages to be consumed. Eric and Jon realize that they are 8 oz short. Lance continues to yell at people from his car, and everybody shares stories of their young drinking experiences.  Not to mention technical difficulties, black outs and drunken painting gone wrong.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 1:07am CST

Jon and Adam try to explain seventies hanna barbara cartoons, and fail miserably.  Jon falls deep into the well that is the Air Bud saga... and does not return.  Quizbot returns and grills our special guest, Eric.  Also, Jon would totally take a child-ghost bride.

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Category:Humor -- posted at: 11:35pm CST