Not all heroes wear capes.  Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole.  Jon saw Mercury's burlesque show, TJ hosts another edition of "Um Actually" and we are all confused over what happened with Matthew Broderick in Ireland in the 80's.

The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back.  Back to a time when the internet was good.  Wait.. was the internet ever good?

Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh?  I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet!  Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!

Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button.  We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money from the Nazis, and how to talk to the police!  We also comment on what appears to be the beginning of the end of Twitter.  Man.. PS2 era games were wild...

You gotta keep your piers healthy.  Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.  

Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda.  If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda.  Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.

Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.

Join the polycule!  We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the current marketing problem with the term "swingers" and we personally forgive eachother for having student loans.

This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode.  We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing.  Discover the character "Hat Boy", and not to trust paternity tests.  TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.

Jon complains a lot in this one, Matt decides to leave the call, and we all hate how much we are paying to watch shit now.

Whatever you do, don't eat Mom's popsicles.

Well, you gotta go sometime right? Might as well get an award.

The boys talk about the boys, Jon tests his paxlovid mouth on a switch cartridge, we discuss how difficult it is to figure out which comics to buy, and TJ comes up with a new show segment.

Well, why don't y'all come down to my big trailer!?  This is exactly the type of super boring game that Jon will be interested in!  Not like any of the games announced in Summer Games Fest 2022.

Don't even ask about what happened to episode 456.  Here, distract yourself with some of this.. uhh... whatever it is called.. uhh.. zippy poppy.

This rabbit man, he is cramping my style.  Time to go on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers about my personal problems and insecurities.  This will definitely go well for me.

If you are gonna get tomatoes, you better make sure they are a tier.  Especially if you are headed to applebees for your exclusive TOP GUN MAVERICK cocktail for after the show. Get some apps and taps today!

You know what really hits the spot? An ice cold glass of water.  Feels good on the ol b-hole too.

Do you wanna Fanta?  Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery.  We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations.  Maybe we just need to Git Gud?  Or maybe we all need to become old man wrestlers.

Jon finds out what space tastes like, Matt views a King's Man, Antkeeping is discussed, as well as how spicy things are. Вперед, Україно!

Who wants to get into a fight at Wal-mart?  How about sneaking around your own home for loot?  What about working at a drive in theater?  Go GOBLIN MODE!!!

McDonald's is making a mockery of menu hacking, We want to get in on the grift, Spanky does not want to hear about limbs, and we love ourselves a pocket monster

Microsoft makes a big purchase, Jon melts down over web3 and crypto, and Matt becomes a smelter.  TJ eats Taco Bell.

We find the happiest place on earth.  

Twitter Bad. 2021 Bad.

Yeah, we had Pilk.  What of it?  Is it good? Is it bad?  Listen to find out.