Don't call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lantz does not. Billy is doing fine now. The second half of this one is a bit darker than the first. You have been warned. Who is the man on the floor really?

Jon continues his house hunt and begins a monster hunt, TJ is all alone in a snowy house, and Matt has a paradox, of the Cloverfield variety.  Will someone please send nudes, and can we all agree to stop idolizing subjects of memes?

In this supersized 300th episode, we lose TJ to technical issues, share podcasting tips, discuss fake followers, Jon talks about trees for 40 minutes, and Matt brings back the Melissophilia minute. Spartans! Prepare for Episode 300!

TJ hacks the menu with taco bell's nacho fries, Matt rants about the wedding industrial complex, Jon begins his home search, and we find the worst milkshake duck ever.  All that plus Chinese memes, nerd metal, shrimp whoppers and the Gorilla Channel.