Born in the Eighties

PSVR happened!  Play the future of gaming!  The Legend of Zeldo will be the next greatest hit game!  Grab your trance vibrators, gird your power grids, don your costumes, over your watches, black your mirrors, and be too scared to ask out your high school crushes.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:58pm CDT

Matt and Jon embrace the hedonism as they chat about Westworld.  Palmer Luckey is kind of a dick, and we learn about a future on Mars.  Eradicate those stink bugs, pre-load your Mafias, and don't be too stoned to listen to this.

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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:56pm CDT

Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams.  Witcherin', lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week's edition of the BITEcast. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:22pm CDT

Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America's lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes.  I think we all need to take a trip on down to the ol' village of Dickshooter.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:52pm CDT

Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.


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Category:general -- posted at: 8:50pm CDT

The prodigal Hamm returns.  Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon's computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain't afraid of no ghosts.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:01pm CDT

Jon's external HD has died! Hurrah!  Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently.  Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:37pm CDT

They really are dedicated to their craft.  You have to give them that.  #BeaBITER and listen to this week's episode.  Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl).  Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm CDT

Have you been to the DPRK bro?  It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah!  They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought?  I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea.  Make surf not war bro!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:13pm CDT

Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress' most interesting ones.  Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man's Sky.  Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS!  Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.

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Category:Video Games -- posted at: 8:07pm CDT